ruins your lungs
dries out all your tears
leaves you lying awake at 4 in the morning
wishing you weren’t alive
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
i have two moods:
- sleep is for the weak
- sleeping for a week
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
this is so accurate it hurts
there are days I just get so sad for no reason it’s such a struggle to get out of bed and act normal and talk to people I wish I was joking
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness
If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?
I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single shit what they decided to put on their face
Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”
And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”
by far my ugliest selfie
that counter looks like a good place to…frickfrack…….
There are snacks in the back, frick frack then snick snack
what the fuck